Gary Payton

“Talks smack, hits hard, and still somehow makes you feel hugged.”

Named after the NBA Hall-of-Famer known for his relentless defense and even more relentless trash talk, Gary Payton the strain is just as bold—minus the full-court press. This balanced hybrid brings the heat with a fast break of euphoria, focus, and smooth-talking calm that dunks on stress like it’s game 7.

The aroma is a full-court press of diesel, cookies, and earthy funk with a hint of “I told you I was elite.” The flavor? Think spicy-sweet with a buzzy little bite—kind of like Gary himself if he were baked into a really confident biscotti.

Expect an energetic lift to your mood with just enough body chill to keep you from running sprints around the kitchen. Ideal for social settings, creative zones, or telling your friends why you should’ve gone pro—Gary Payton will have you riding high and feeling like the MVP of your living room.

Warning: May cause spontaneous smack talk, increased confidence, and a sudden urge to explain the triangle offense.

Gary Payton—because not all legends wear jerseys. Some come in jars.