Super Tangie

“For when life gives you oranges… and you smoke them.”

Meet Super Tangie—the citrus-charged sativa that blasts your brain with so much zest, it practically slaps you awake with a fruit bowl. This bright and bubbly cultivar is like a sunrise in nug form: sweet, sour, and ready to turn your “meh” into “HECK YES.”

Packed with bold tangerine aroma and a tangy kick that could make a lemon flinch, Super Tangie delivers an electrifying head high that’s all energy, creativity, and “did I just organize my spice rack alphabetically for fun?”

Whether you’re painting a masterpiece, cleaning your entire apartment at lightning speed, or solving world peace (or at least your inbox), this is your rocket fuel. No couch lock, no fog—just pure, peel-and-go productivity with a citrus twist.

Possible side effects include:

• Excessive grinning

• Deep conversations with houseplants

• Becoming a motivational speaker for squirrels

Super Tangie—because life’s too short for bland highs. Get zesty.