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“Top secret? More like top shelf.”
Classified for maximum chill, Project 27 is the covert indica operation designed to disable stress, disarm anxiety, and drop you into full-body stealth mode. No intel required—just light it up and prepare for a mission of extreme relaxation.
These dense, trichome-loaded buds deliver a terpene profile that’s as mysterious as the name: earthy, gassy, and just a little sweet, like a velvet hammer wrapped in a warm blanket. The flavor? Think diesel-dipped marshmallows with a dash of “what day is it?”
The high hits with calculated precision—first, a soft cerebral haze, then a deep body melt that locks you in and throws away the remote (because let’s be honest, you weren’t changing the channel anyway). Great for nighttime use, secret couch missions, or becoming one with your furniture.
Possible side effects include:
Code-named naps
Eyelids under heavy surveillance
Forgetting the project and just enjoying the 27
Project 27—because relaxation this deep should probably be classified.
