Oreo

“Milk not included… but you won’t care.”

Sink into sweet sedation with Oreo, the indica cultivar that’s got more layers than your cousin’s conspiracy theories. This smooth, dessert-inspired strain is a triple threat: rich, dense buds, dark cookie crumbles of color, and a creamy center of full-body relaxation that hits harder than a glass of 2% after a long day.

Expect that telltale indica chill to roll in like a warm blanket fresh out of the dryer—melting away stress, tension, and any plans you thought you had. Ideal for movie marathons, snack hoarding, or just vibing so hard you forget what year it is.

With a sweet, earthy aroma and a flavor that hints at cocoa, vanilla, and bedtime stories, Oreo is your go-to nightcap that pairs well with pajamas, pillows, and forgetting how doors work.

Warning: May cause extreme couch melt and the uncontrollable urge to dunk yourself in a glass of existential bliss.