Kush Pie

“Half-baked bliss, fully loaded flavor.”

Kush Pie is the sweet ‘n’ sticky hybrid that serves up a slice of mellow with a big ol’ dollop of whoa. Born from legendary Kush genetics and baked to perfection with dessert vibes, this balanced beauty is like comfort food for your soul—with just enough kick to make the couch feel like a throne.

The aroma? A rich blend of earthy kush, vanilla frosting, and pie crust dreams. The flavor? Sweet, nutty, a little spicy, and dangerously moreish—like your grandma’s secret recipe got into the edibles game.

Expect a warm, happy head high paired with a cozy body buzz that doesn’t knock you out but gently suggests, “maybe don’t stand up for a while.” Great for movie nights, low-key hangs, or pretending you’re a world-class baker while eating cereal out of the box.

Possible side effects include:

• Sudden pastry cravings

• Extreme contentment with doing absolutely nothing

• Googling “can pie be a personality trait?”

Kush Pie—because life is short, and second helpings are encouraged.