Kranky Wookie

“Let the Wookie win… or at least let him nap.”

Meet Kranky Wookie—an indica so powerful, it’ll turn even the grumpiest space beast into a purring pile of fur on the couch. This heavy-hitter is bred for galactic-level relaxation, designed to soothe savage moods, sore limbs, and that general “don’t talk to me” vibe.

Crack open a nug and get smacked with the unmistakable scent of piney forest funk, skunky backtalk, and just a whiff of what we imagine Chewbacca’s armpit might smell like—if it were oddly delightful and insanely calming. Flavor-wise? Earthy, musky, and mysteriously satisfying, like biting into a cosmic brownie baked in a treehouse.

Effects may include:

• Deep sedation

• Mood softening

• Speaking in unintelligible growls that somehow make perfect sense

Whether you’ve had a long day dodging rebel scum or just want to melt into hyperspace, Kranky Wookie is your ticket to interstellar chill. Just remember: never underestimate the power of a well-rested Wookie.