King Tut

“Walk like an Egyptian… sprint like a sativa.”

King Tut, also known as Tutankhamon, is the ancient ruler of uplifted moods, endless energy, and big-time get-stuff-done vibes. This citrusy pharaoh of sativas doesn’t just build pyramids of euphoria—it buries your stress in a tomb and curses it with good vibes forever.

Crack open a jar and get hit with zesty lemon, sweet earth, and a royal funk that says, “I was grown to rule.” The flavor’s a refreshing blend of citrus and pine with a smooth exhale that makes you feel like you just high-fived history.

Expect a heady, clear-minded high that fuels creativity, conversation, and the occasional brilliant idea scribbled on a napkin. Perfect for daytime adventures, world domination planning, or dancing awkwardly like nobody’s watching (but they totally are).

Side effects may include:

• Random history facts you suddenly feel qualified to share

• Energetic hieroglyph doodling

• Referring to your living room as “The Throne Room”

King Tut—because some highs were meant to be legendary.