King Sherb

Bow down, blaze up, and cancel your evening plans.”

All rise for King Sherb—the decadent indica royalty that rules the realm of relaxation with a crown made of trichomes and a scepter full of sleepy vibes. This noble cultivar doesn’t just kick back—it commands you to unwind, recline, and surrender to the royal couch.

With a rich, creamy aroma of sweet berries, dessert gas, and a whisper of “Your Highness is hella faded,” King Sherb tastes like sherbet ice cream at a five-star castle. Every puff is smooth, regal, and just disrespectfully delicious.

Expect a euphoric descent into tranquility, starting behind the eyes and slowly taking over your entire kingdom (also known as your body). It’s great for melting away stress, overthinking, and any ambitions you had of doing dishes tonight.

Side effects may include:

• Treating your blanket like a throne

• Speaking in an old-timey accent for no reason

• Calling your pet “Sir Fluffington”

King Sherb—because heavy is the head that wears the crown… and it’s about to hit the pillow.