Jet Fuel

“Fasten your seatbelt—your brain’s about to take off.”

Jet Fuel isn’t here for a relaxing stroll through the clouds—it’s here to launch your mind into orbit with afterburners blazing and zero intention of cruising at a comfortable altitude. This high-octane sativa is pure rocket fuel for your day, delivering a cerebral lift so powerful you might start hearing mission control in your head.

Crack a nug and prepare for takeoff: the aroma is straight diesel with sharp, gassy notes and just a hint of citrus zing—like a lemon decided to become a Formula 1 car. The flavor follows suit, bold and fuel-y, with an energetic kick that’ll make your eyebrows raise before your productivity does.

Expect a soaring mental buzz, laser focus, and a sense of urgency usually reserved for last-minute packing or wild creative tangents. Ideal for daytime missions, brainstorming sessions, or cleaning the whole house while narrating it like a high-speed documentary.

Possible side effects include:

• Finishing a to-do list you didn’t even write yet

• Speaking in aviation metaphors

• Referring to your lighter as “ignition sequence start”

Jet Fuel—because sometimes the fastest way to clear your head… is to launch it.