Bedtime Blanket

Say goodnight to stress and pull the covers up over reality with Bedtime Blanket—an indica cultivar so cozy, it should come with a bedtime story and a teddy bear named “Forget-Me-Not.” This plush, pillow-soft strain wraps you in a weighted hug of tranquility, gently whispering “shhh… you’re horizontal now.”

Fluffy, frosty buds release a calming aroma of lavender, earth, and just a hint of “I’m not answering that text.” The flavor? Like a warm cup of chamomile tea had a nap with a cloud—herbal, smooth, and guaranteed to make you question why you ever stood up in the first place.

Perfect for insomniacs, overthinkers, or anyone who’s ever looked at a to-do list and thought, “nah.”

“Tuck in, zone out, and forget tomorrow exists.”

Side effects may include:

• Vanishing from social engagements

• Drooling on your own arm

• The sudden belief that your couch has feelings (and they’re good ones)

Bedtime Blanket—because grown-ups deserve a nap strain too.