Cookie Doh

“Mmm… dough-liciously dumbfounded.”

Say hello to Cookie Doh, the indica that tastes like dessert and hits like a food coma in a hoodie. This sweet, sticky cultivar wraps you up in cookie-flavored comfort and sends your brain on a slow ride to Nope-ville—population: blissfully baked.

With an aroma straight outta Grandma’s oven (if Grandma was into loud weed), expect rich notes of vanilla, baked sugar, and that warm “oops, I ate the whole tray” vibe. The flavor follows suit: doughy, decadent, and dangerously delightful.

The high comes on soft and snuggly, then suddenly—bam!—you’re horizontal, giggling at a commercial for paper towels and wondering how your socks got across the room. Great for winding down, spacing out, or turning your living room into a Netflix-and-snack fortress.

Side effects may include:

• Forgetting what time it is (and loving that for you)

• Deep existential cookie cravings

• Laughing at literally nothing for five solid minutes

Cookie Doh—because why bake cookies when you can be the cookie?