Comatose

“Goodnight, and good luck making it to the fridge.”

Enter Comatose, the indica strain that doesn’t knock you out—it politely yeets you into another dimension of deep, glorious stillness. This isn’t a strain for lightweights or social butterflies. It’s for those brave souls who understand that sometimes, the greatest adventure… is doing absolutely nothing.

With dense, frosty buds and a pungent aroma of pine, musk, and sleepy-time sorcery, Comatose hits your senses like a bear hug from a cloud. The flavor is rich, earthy, and just a bit citrusy—like your taste buds are yawning in satisfaction.

Expect full-body sedation, eyelid gravity increase, and an overwhelming desire to become one with your blanket. Great for insomnia, stress, pain, and achieving new levels of “What day is it?”

Warning: Side effects may include:

• Drooling on your own shoulder

• Losing the ability to form complete texts

• Dreaming in 4K ultra-high definition

Comatose—because consciousness is so overrated.