Bubba OG

“Like a bear hug from your chillest uncle.”

Meet Bubba OG, the heavy-hitting indica that shows up in sweatpants, brings snacks, and tells you to forget your worries—because it’s naptime now, buddy. This legendary strain doesn’t mess around. It’s got old-school vibes, new-school punch, and the uncanny ability to make your couch feel like a five-star resort.

The aroma is a rich blend of coffee, cocoa, and earthy kush, like someone hotboxed a bakery in the woods. The flavor? Smooth, nutty, and just a bit spicy—like Bubba himself if he were a campfire s’more with a PhD in relaxation.

Expect full-body calm, brain-slowing bliss, and a rapid descent into “I’ll just lie down for a sec” territory. Perfect for movie marathons, bad decisions involving snacks, or falling asleep mid-thought with zero regrets.

Possible side effects include:

• Forgetting your own name (and being totally cool with it)

• Melting into furniture

• Talking slower than your WiFi during a storm

Bubba OG—because sometimes the only plan you need… is no plan at all.