Blue Lobster

“Rare. Chill. And probably not great at walking in a straight line.”

Say hello to Blue Lobster—an ultra-rare indica catch that’s as unique as its namesake and twice as chill. This deep-sea delight doesn’t scuttle—it glides into your system with buttery smoothness and drops anchor on your stress like it owes it money.

With rich notes of berry, cream, and ocean-floor funk, Blue Lobster smells like a seaside bakery that accidentally got hotboxed. The flavor? Sweet, earthy, and slightly salty—like a blueberry scone served by a stoned fisherman.

Expect an initial wave of euphoria followed by a slow, sinking body high that’s perfect for couch docking, snack hoarding, or staring at your aquarium for way too long. This is an end-of-day strain, best enjoyed when your only remaining task is turning into a cozy crustacean under a weighted blanket.

Possible side effects include:

• Speaking in a New England accent for no reason

• Becoming emotionally attached to your couch

• Googling “how rare are blue lobsters tho?”

Blue Lobster—because sometimes, the best catches are the ones that never leave the tank.