Bedtime Blanket

“Tuck in, zone out, and forget tomorrow exists.”

Say goodnight to stress and pull the covers up over reality with Bedtime Blanket—an indica cultivar so cozy, it should come with a bedtime story and a teddy bear named “Forget-Me-Not.” This plush, pillow-soft strain wraps you in a weighted hug of tranquility, gently whispering “shhh… you’re horizontal now.”

Fluffy, frosty buds release a calming aroma of lavender, earth, and just a hint of “I’m not answering that text.” The flavor? Like a warm cup of chamomile tea had a nap with a cloud—herbal, smooth, and guaranteed to make you question why you ever stood up in the first place.

Perfect for insomniacs, overthinkers, or anyone who’s ever looked at a to-do list and thought, “nah.”

Side effects may include:

• Vanishing from social engagements

• Drooling on your own arm

• The sudden belief that your couch has feelings (and they’re good ones)

Bedtime Blanket—because grown-ups deserve a nap strain too.